Please treat your body well, this I promise, you will not regret.
xoxo
Thursday, December 3, 2009
Dear future husband
please eat the tomatoes I put in your salad,
your prostate will thank me later
xoxo
Tuesday, December 1, 2009
I'd like to suggest we crossbreed Robert Pattinson and John Mayer. I would also like the finished product be dropped off at my door, with explicit instruction to adhere to my every wish and desire.
Thank you Santa, that is all I would like for Christmas.